so im lying naked in bed bc its hot out and then i hear an icecream truck AND I WAS REALLY SCARED I WOULDNT GET TO IT IN TIME SO I GRABBED MY MONEY AND BLANKET AND RAN ACROSS THE STREET NAKED IN BLANKET TO GET ICEC REAM AND IT WAS THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE
yolo was never more appropriate
(via rachel-wa)
I’m in a talking mood, but nobody wants to listen. I want to tell my life’s story to someone who doesn’t know me and who won’t judge me. With each passing day I keep getting more depressed, and I can feel it. I’m perfectly happy.. but I’m sad. It’s possible to be depressed when you’re happy, I’ve actually been this way for.. maybe years now. I need to talk to somebody, anybody.
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
(Source: darrynek, via mllesyd)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via rejectnormality)









